The Arch-Absolutedom of Of washingtonia is a huge, efficient nation, ruled by His absolutity John with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, parental licensing program, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 937 million Washingtonians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Administration are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Washingtonios. The average income tax rate is 23.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Washingtonian economy, worth 94.8 trillion glaziers a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 101,128 glaziers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Derelict airplanes have been converted into novelty restaurants and hotels, 13-year-old internet trolls are treated as a threat on par with terrorists, military spending is on the increase, and teddy bears and pajamas have replaced briefcases and suits in Of washingtonia's offices. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Of washingtonia's national animal is the Biscuit, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Of washingtonia is ranked 106,752^nd in the world and 684^th in Europeia for Safest, scoring 79.43 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.